Welcome to my Skibidi Toilet fanfics page! I'm a TV Faction simp and I like to write human x TV smut handled in a fun and light-hearted manner. Most porn I write also has elements of sex comedy, because sex is funny. At >300k words, I currently have over a novel's worth of Skibidi fanfic for you to enjoy!
My fan-series — essentially 'what if Skibidi Toilet but horny?'
A little look at Polycephaly's origins, and their friendship with the Imperator.
What happened to the TV Titan after the events of episode 47?
Phaeton's journey before joining the Hardware Alliance and becoming Phaeton.
We haven't seen what happened to the Brown Coated Cameraman after the events of episode 57. Who, if anyone, rescued them? Turns out it was you, Reader. You're a feral human survivor with no reason to trust the hardware-heads, but you feel compelled to help this one for some reason…
In which the reader helps to perform maintenance on Titan TV, and then enjoys a cuddle-pile with the engineers inside the Titan's core chamber.
In which the reader wants to fuck Titan TV. Titan TV is okay with this. Normal human-style sex is physically impossible, so they'll both have to get creative.
In which two pals try inter-species fucking for the first time. One of them is the reader; the other, a TV-unit. What'll you get up to when one of you has no genitalia or orifices and the other one no mechanical parts? You don't know yet but you're bound to have fun finding out!
In which the reader is summoned to help perform maintenance on Titan TV… which turns out to involve fucking the Titan silly. And maybe some of the normal TV-units too, for good measure.
In which the reader gets to watch Titan TV's upgrade installation and testing (at some point before the events of episode 67), and hang out with a few TV-units they've not met before.
In which the TV Imperator would like to fuck the reader. The reader (a human, of no specified gender) is only too happy to accept. One of you is a unit with no genitalia, the other one is an organic lifeform with no mechanical parts, so you'll both have to get creative.
In which we get a little look into Titan TV's origins… And plenty of the reader (a human, of no specified gender) and robots fucking, cuddling and talking about their feelings, because I know what I like, dammit. (You can't judge me; I've seen your AO3 bookmarks.)
Some fluff/angst/comfort. Sickening. In which the reader and robots hug each other and cry a lot. Also, the human finally acquires a nickname.
In which the reader hangs out with Polycephaly …and they inevitably end up fucking, because you should know by now that's the kind of thing I write.
In which the reader performs some maintenance on Cygnus the TV-unit… And they end up [spins wheel] discovering [throws dart in board] a new species of fruit fly. Oh, you can tell I'm lying, can't you? They fuck. It's just fucking.
In which the stresses of post-apocalyptic life are getting to the reader a little. You are one of Titan TV's engineers, and your closest friend in the Alliance is the TV-unit Cygnus. Maybe your Titan and your friend can help you out with some stress relief. And by stress relief you of course mean fucking.
Angst o'clock! In which the reader and your friend Cygnus the TV-unit have an encounter with a skibidi. It does not go well, and both of you have to deal with the consequences.
In which the reader and your best friend Cygnus the TV-unit recently had an encounter with a skibidi that left you in need of medical treatment and Cygnus in need of repairs. Now your TV-headed pal is due for some upgrades - good thing you're around to help test them. And by 'test' you of course mean 'play videogames and fuck'.
Some big fluff! In which the reader and Polycephaly hang out as friends and have quite a nice time together.
Titan Camera receives a tactical donation of energy from Titan TV… and immediately has to go masturbate about it.
Palindrome the TV engineer builds a little aphrodisiac program for their own pleasure and finds it works only too well. They'll need to get Polycephaly to help them out of this.
In which the reader fucks up at work… and so does Polycephaly. Well, you'll get over it together (maybe with a little extra help (i.e. fuck) from some TV friends).
Two Titans enjoy a cosy cuddle before their next battle. Titan Camera was disconcerted by the purple command-beam from the Skibidi Scientist mech in episode 67, and asks the TV Titan for a dose of benign hypnosis to 'cleanse' the experience.
In which the reader meets the Soundkind Titan for the first time… and makes a discovery.
"Without form, and void." In which the reader meets Sabre and the Camera Titan for the first time… though neither meeting goes as planned.
In which the reader fixes Cygnus the TV-unit's teleport-circuit… with more spectacular results than expected.
In which the reader helps the TV Faction on a great endeavour… and discovers some things that were meant to have stayed hidden. And fucks some TVs.
In which the TV Titan and the Sound Titan enjoy some rare downtime together, get to know each other a little better, and share a little sweetness. I.e. they fuck.
In which Cygnus the TV diplomat experiences Palindrome the engineer's sex-mod.
In which the reader works with the TV Faction on some new endeavours. This is a direct sequel to Time for deliverance.
In which Palindrome the TV engineer attends a clandestine fuck party, where the evening's entertainment consists of seeing how much assorted sludge you can pump into someone's coolant tank.
In which the reader, along with the rest of Titan TV's engineering crew, performs repairs on the Titan after the events of Episode 77. Much angst and fluff ensues.
In which the reader (the sole human in the TV Titan's engineering team) must deal with the aftermath of events of episode 77. Much angst ensues. (This is a direct sequel to Loose Cables, which takes place after episode 77 part 4.)
Timeline spin-offs and what-ifs.
Until recently, you were a human survivor working for the Hardware Alliance as an engineer to the TV Titan. Now... you're a TV-unit working for the Hardware Alliance as an engineer to the TV Titan. Your new form is sure to take a lot of getting used to, but you're bound to have fun in the process!
This is a spin-off of one of the stories from 100 Ways.
An anthology of various ways a human can die in the Skibidi Toilet setting. Oo, the angst! Most of these will be based on Phaeton (the human reader-insert in many of my Skibidi Toilet fics), and some of them might be based on a 'generic' human. These little tales are what you might read if Phaeton's arc was a choose-your-own-adventure book or text game and you got a bad ending.
Disclaimer: I probably won't actually be able to think of 100 of these.
Cygnus, an actual TV-unit, has an encounter with an eccentric eldritch entity that mimics a TV-unit. Inevitably, they fuck.
This is based on Haxorus's Mimic AU.
Little tales involving the reader, Cygnus the TV-unit, and Daisy; an eccentric eldritch entity who mimics a TV-unit.
This is based on Haxorus's Mimic AU.
A fun little thing between my Cygnus and Haxorus's (another fic-writer's) character Vee.
For a Tumblr writing prompt based on the OP's character. Officer Noir (large cameraman) is not pleased with the prompt-answerer's character(s) - why?
For a Tumblr writing prompt based on the OP's character. Kindle, the Titan-obsessed TV, meets an actual Titan engineer.
One-off stories that aren't part of Voidwalkers.
Fiend and Vee are unfriendly rivals. One is an eldritch being that mimics a TV-unit; the other, an actual TV-unit. Inevitably (because I'm writing this)… they hate-fuck.
This is set in Haxorus' Mimics AU.
In which reader, a wilderness scavenger human, is found by TV Imperator and Sabre. Sabre might cause reader to revise their opinion of robots…
In which an old and obsolete Camera-unit has their reasons for not wanting to upgrade. One of them is possibly their unlikely companion…
In which everyone's favourite mardy TILF is in need of some tender loving maintenance. Luckily, there's someone up to the task.
Crackfics, sillies and some piss kink.
Reader shows Titan TV how hard they can piss.
In which the reader is desperate for a piss and the only one who can help out with that is Polycephaly - even though they don't realise it.
The TV Titan overheats on the battlefield, and has to deploy its cock 'cooling rod'.
Christ.